"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

The Life of Jim

Jim is happy.  In the last month he has dropped ten pounds, proposed to his beautiful girlfriend, and they just bought a house. Jim is smart, too.  He fancies himself a bit of an inventor.  He has made a breakthrough in his baby-translator device.  He was abou …

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And then there were sixteen....There can be only one.

  The dance cards are set. The partners are known. Who is your pick ?

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Why I Like Atheists

There is a suffocating amount of "enemy" articles flying around.  Why Republicans do this.  Why Atheists don't do that.  Why Christians can't stop doing this.  Why liberals think that.  I keep thinking to myself, we all know this stuff already,  …

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The Olivers at Home - Part 2

He suddenly awakes. Though startled, he drifts back to sleep. Again, a strange noise.  Was he dreaming? Possibly, but doubtful.  His eyes grow heavy, he sinks into his pillow. Again! Honey, you hear that?! She is half asleep.  Hear what? That sound.  I keep he …

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To Fire a Handgun... or Not...

No, this has NOTHING to do with recent news.  And really not supposed to start a gun debate, who should or shouldn't be armed at what times, where, and when, how much death they cause and how much life they can save.  I suppose you can go there if you wa …

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Steady Hands, Good Results

Sweat trickles down the rookie's forehead.  His hands shake, as does his breath. “Jackson.  Stay focused.”  His partner, also a rookie, watches his every move.  The senior technician is away.  Not sure where, but that is irrelevant.  Jack …

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Man who voiced Admiral Ackbar never saw original 'Star Wars'

Its a Lie! Here is an msnbc article worth checking out.  He sounds like a cool guy.

A Hard One... to um... Figure Out... (and Poll!)

I have been trying ever so hard to be more grown up and mature than I really am on Newsvine.  I have to revert for a couple minutes here.  So bare with me. A question keeps popping up in my head.  And not from experience (knock on wood), but because I am a gu …

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Macho Man?

Bodies litter the street.  Bullet casings outnumber the grass that grows along the curb.  Blood trickles into the gutter from many places, flows down into a drain, out of sight.  Pity the rats that dwell below. He looks in the mirror but doesn’t know what loo …

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Guys, What's So Funny? Video - NHL VideoCenter

Eric Karlsson is the best, look at him busting a gut.

Announced Today - Celebrity Battle Royale!

Inspired by the smashing success of the young adult trilogy "The Hunger Games," but more so by their (unexplainable, yet) fleeting celebrity, a few desperate reality show megastars are armoring up and taking to the arena.  In what is being dubbed "The Hunger f …

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Police: Woman hid urine-filled bottle in vagina to beat drug test; still fails | wtsp.com

The bottle was empty, but Salzgeber allegedly told police it had been filled with someone else's urine, which she tried to use in order to pass a drug test at the probation office. Unfortunately for Salzgeber, the urine that was in the vodka bottle had also failed the test, wh …

The Olivers at Home

I screamed.  It was like fire.  But again it came, the waves of pain nearly rendering me unconscious.  It was relentless.  I screamed with every fresh slice of the blades.  I tried to take it like a man but could not.  The tears came to my eyes and l …

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Pull your 47 jerseys out, he’s back home… | Section 303

Well hockey fans, fair or unfair, the much-maligned prodigal sheep is on his way.

Nearing, and (now added), Help for Oliver to Get Smarter Here.

I just (blush blush) came across her fare thee well article from months ago.  Does she have her blog going, and if so, can someone give me the address?  I remember getting torn apart one time talking about vaccinations and Big Pharma.  Needless to say, I think I wo …

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Femme Fatale

She approaches the enemy, a savage.  The task at hand staggering, seemingly insurmountable.  She will die trying.  She slams some Jack, and spits defiantly.  Her goal total victory, her foe titanic, a monstrous, foreboding army.  She is fericious, a  …

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Life is Beautiful, Give Someone a Hug Today.

The neighbourhood still full of the yellow tape.  Police milled around, long after they needed to be, pecking for details, fiddling with pens, touched by the long unfolded scene.    A small huddle, broken souls, longing for each other's comfort that would just not  …

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Arby's robbed in west Nashville - WSMV Channel 4

Detectives said two men with guns robbed the Arby's on Hillwood Boulevard around 11 p.m. Authorities are still trying to find out what the robbers took. The men were wearing masks when the theft occurred.

Dad feeding baby with bottle stirs controversy

After seeing the picture, breastfeeding advocates immediately put pressure on the government to pull the photo from the public health ad, which officials did. The move has led to an international backlash, with many saying that a select group should not have taken issue with a …

The Gauntlet

He approaches the gauntlet, baffled.  Reading it carefully, skillfully, studying its intricacies, placing the puzzle pieces together in his mind.  A woven mess, a cobweb of fabric, he dives in only to find himself tangled and twisted in elastic.  He wiggles free an …

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Torture? Sometimes, yeah, it kind of is...

We sat face to face.  He had been there a while.  What surely felt to him like eternity.  It wasn't.  Just in his mind…  "Whenever you're ready," I told him. He shook his head defiantly.  That made me ill-tempered. "We can do this forever.&nbs …

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Consumer watchdog launches overdraft inquiry - The Washington Post

Thank Christ.  That's all I can say.  Thank Christ.

To Cut or Not to Cut?

Time to get all awkward up in this mother.  The wife and I were talking about circumcision this morning on our way to work.  She is a labour/delivery nurse that has done post partum in the past, I am a mere dad, and we have two boys, 3 and 9 months.  …

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